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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
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Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.
Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018
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samuel cox

by notdragoisadragon April 10, 2019
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samuel moline

Very hot very sexy god on the court 25 centimeter penis
Guy 1: did you see samuel moline penis?
Guy 2: yes of course very big very good!!!
by Slimeual42069024 October 1, 2019
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kim samuel

Very talented man who deserve justice. International people appreciate his talent unlike Koreans who seems to sleep on him since 2002.
Girl one: Do you see this talented man ?
Girl two: Yes, it's Kim Samuel
by monstamonstaxx June 17, 2017
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Samuel Gagnier

A very gay child whos name makes me want to gag.
You such a Samuel Gagnier
by sdak;ljfsajf;o May 13, 2018
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samuel hoyne

A guy who loves cricket and a lad, he many not have the looks but he gets the girls
Guy 1:"That guy has a girl friend!?!?!?!"
Guy 2:"Yea it's Samuel Hoyne"
by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017
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