clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

jada stallings

Jada Stallings is an amazing girl sometimes she can be very rude when she feels but she is always seen taking care of her friends. she really likes to talk about her self but is also understanding and is an amazing person to talk to.

Jada Stallings is really funny

by hajkkfmsocnns October 21, 2018

savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.

Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!

by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

tyler stallings

The shortest motherfucker who has a perm and never gets girls. Only plays video and with a slight rat tail. Saying tyler has a one inch wonder would be generous.

Wow Tyler Stallings really never grew since 5th grade.

Did Tyler Stallings just get his perm redone today?

by BenMyerburg42069 January 30, 2020

Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021