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swagger

Faux-macho posturing meant to distract you from the fact that a guy has nothing to offer you but false confidence.
Dave liked to think he was full of swagger. He fooled some people, but the perceptive ones knew that, underneath all that bravado, he was laden with insecurities.
by DROCK2265 July 1, 2014
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saggers

When a womans tits are sagging below her elbows and in some cases bouncing off her belly button. Same as Sagged-out. If she were to turn around too fast they might knock someone down. Lots of major stretch marks that look like the San Andreas fault. When she takes a shit she need to tie them up or toss them over her shoulders to keep them out of the Gator water.
Hey Ted, look at Mollys saggers, they are touching her hip hugger jeans and one of them has actually managed to get into her change pocket.. NOT TOO NICE. Quick call Ringling Brothers,, we have a winner here.
by Dr, James Dillrod June 23, 2006
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Swagger

Swagger is the embodiment of swag. The way you walk, talk, and incorporate body language in the art of making yourself intriguing.
His swagger caused her to introduce herself to a stranger and want to get to know him.
by JStoudemire March 9, 2009
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Sheep Shagger

Any man born or living in Derby
Normal men think about sex every 30 seconds.

When you're from Derby, the sex you think about is between you and a sheep.

That's because you are a sheep shagger.
by chad0x001 August 20, 2011
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saggers

We all hate that fuckin slag saggers
SAGGERS! Ho ha ha!
by TT March 27, 2004
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siggers

An unnaturally thin penis (thought to have evolved from cigarettes)
Gem: So was he good in bed?
Caroline: Nah, could barely feel him. His dick was like siggers!
by Tbag001 March 19, 2008
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swagger

A word which arrogant twats use that they think means they look really cool and confident but in reality they just look like twats. People who have "swagger" also tend not to be very bright.
"Hey check that guy strutting about, he got swagger alright"

"Yeah he looks like a twat"
by Gobbleguts McWobbleboots November 15, 2011
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