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No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
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I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.
A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"
by roboticllama May 11, 2014
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Swavey-Swagg

Upperclass, Unique, Designer, Expensive Swagg. Limited edition deadstock snapback type swagg. Buying a pair of shoes when only 34 were made. Standing in line for 5hrs to buy the new gucci bag type swagg. Swagg you can't find in stores or would have to have a REAL job to afford. coined by Kevin $.
Ex. Kreyshawn, Tyler the Creator emulate the definition of Swavey swagg.

Ex. DANG she's got swavey-swagg...she must be paid
by Bossxsamp August 5, 2011
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Captain Save a Nugget

Captain Save a Nug for short.

One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?

He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007
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Save the Drama for Obama

1. The only true comeback to a preppy blonde drama queen.
2. Greatest comeback ever.
3. Way to shut up stupid middle schoolers.
4. Best way to win an arguement with a Democrat.
Girl: "OMG, blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch, no one cares blah blah, like, omg, blah."
Guy: "Holy crap save the drama for obama"
by Who-di-freaking-ya April 7, 2009
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Shave that shit

When a woman isnt well groomed and has to be told that it looks nasty down south.
by blah November 3, 2003
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