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River Phoenix

Guy in Texas Hold em who chases cards to the river and whiffs.
Trip sevens beats your busted straight, River Phoenix.
by Lola Breezerman July 19, 2011
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river pines

A town occupied mainly by tweakers and meth heads smack down between Somerset and Plymouth
You live in river pines?, that must be shitty.
by yungadxm December 7, 2018
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river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river
Ottawa is river near to Quebec
by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006
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river trail

A trash ass school were every girl is white and has a flat chest and there is hella people running around doing dumb shit.
30 year old uncle: I went to river trail school once
by 🤘🏽 April 25, 2017
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River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.
Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.
by CalgaryBlue December 8, 2006
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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
by bellygwen NoodlZ August 29, 2015
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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016
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