alabama night riders

In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.

He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.

by Tallman February 5, 2005

Ghetto Bitch Ride

A late model compact car outfitted with numerous non-factory items including but not limited to: home-made spoiler, rice rocket exhaust system, custom rims, and various things made out of chrome.

If that purple Civic ain't a ghetto bitch ride, I don't know what is.

by boomer2 April 13, 2003

face rider

The act of riding someone's face for sexual gratification. IE forceful oral sex.

I'm glad you kept the beard, it gives me something to hold on to when I ride your face.

by Uncle Yusuf January 19, 2004

ride the edge

jacking off until you are about to cum and then stopping.

i love to ride the edge.

by rich November 7, 2003

Ride Critic

Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.

by DecemberTwentynine August 9, 2017

Houston Garage Riders (HGR)

A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!

ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"

ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"

HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"

by Jake the HGR Badass July 12, 2010

Ride wife life good

ride wife

life good
wife fight back
kill wife
wife gone
think about wife
regret

ayo ride wife life good tho

by Nutmeister September 23, 2020