When you pull down a girls pants to eat her out and her dick slaps you in the forehead leaving the mark of a purple dragon
by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018
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Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018
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by Stony Super November 2, 2018
Get the Reverse-Nut mug.This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.
The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.
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Get the Uno reverse card mug.Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.
Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.
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