un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.

Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.

by squeeze_box April 28, 2011

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Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 26, 2023

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Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

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Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..

"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!

by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011

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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

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polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.

My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.

by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019

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