reetard

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

by felch August 21, 2007

retard

George H. W. Bush

Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?!?!?!

by Michelle May 24, 2004

fucking retard

a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.

Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!

by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012

Retard mode

The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.

Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!

When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode

by khadgarr December 1, 2009

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.

My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!

by Pitco January 26, 2010