Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

pitching a tent

this is when keith got dawged by Allee in the movies(it rose)and wat i was told was limped..

Allee sat next to Keith and he Pitched a tent.

by MaTt D. June 9, 2003

Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.

Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.

by Griaule November 26, 2010

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

pitching a tent

When Matthew is thinking of Cerys his trousers above the groin area raises

Matthew who you alway pitching a tent it's only Cerys

by gg mate July 20, 2016