Juice Puppy

a dope ass name given to the hardest member of a crew.

"Now that Malcom's dead, it looks like I'm being promoted to Juice Puppy status.

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

angry puppy

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she suddenly pretends his hard on is a bone and bites down on it, pulling it sideways, and starts barking. She will also "fetch his balls". This may hurt the male and he will most likely push her away, leaving her sitting there like an angry puppy.

my bitch tried to pull an angry puppy last night.

by pookieee January 3, 2014

cock puppy

A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master

"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"

by weasel56 January 15, 2008

Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.

Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

panda puppy

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.

That panda puppy is extremely cute!

by NYC October 16, 2004

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

slut puppy

Man or woman who pursues doggedly the opposite sex for nothing other than sex.

He/She is such a slut puppy.

by Dizzie September 6, 2003