Punch and Pie

What Cartman from South Park says you should serve at meetings to attract more people.

Cartman: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"

by mgs316 March 12, 2009

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

Punch em in the dick

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

by whaargarbl April 18, 2010

Sandusky Punch

Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.

I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.

by Big Headed Midget December 16, 2011

Punctuation

Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)

Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....

by ~ Nate ~ May 9, 2010

Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.

"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."

by Jim2 January 10, 2009

three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 15, 2005