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Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.
I want to punch a curse today at lunch.
by jack strait July 27, 2017
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cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!
Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window
by Jhox September 21, 2018
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Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.
Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.
by Death2Hoomanity April 24, 2018
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Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.
"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it
by AvgBro October 27, 2013
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat
Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?
by Spitman209 January 18, 2011
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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