When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 7, 2022
Get the Pseudo-basedmug. Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.
E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"
"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
by NizariahP January 25, 2025
Get the Pseudo-Punctualmug. A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Pseudo-fartmug. A piece of media that claims to be a "comedy" even though the work in question isn't funny at all and or is cringey AF. A pseudo comedy can also become so bad its good by being so unfunny it becomes funny in the process think the film the room for example.
Guy A. :have you seen the new Adam Sandler movie ? Guy B. :Yes it was incredibly unfunny. a true pseudo comedy if I say so myself. You would have to be dumb as an ape to enjoy that film.
by Yaukza western killa August 24, 2021
Get the Pseudo comedymug. oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
Get the pseudo pitmug. by ThatAnnoyingAsshole March 10, 2024
Get the Pseudo-burqamug. A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
Get the Pseudo Euro taintmug.