A trait where someone is attracted exclusively to non-gendered non-physical traits like personality but still has a gender preference. Any sexuality or romantic orientation other than pansexuality and panromantic can have pseudo-genderblindness.
by Shugunou March 6, 2023

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate
After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

Pseudo-cidal is a word referencing the over use of the word "suicidal" for individuals who claim they are suicidal when there is no clinical evidence of suicidal thoughts/history/severe depression or when individuals will claim they are suicidal to gain an psychiatric inpatient admission for housing/food, and/or use the statement that they are suicidal when they are drunk/high and retract their suicidality once sober.
1. Dude, I have a court date today and I'm going to go to the hospital for the "pseudo-cidal".
2. This patient displays no evidence of suicidal thoughts or plans and appears to be intoxicated upon eval and expressing "pseudo-cidal" presentation.
2. This patient displays no evidence of suicidal thoughts or plans and appears to be intoxicated upon eval and expressing "pseudo-cidal" presentation.
by kdawg newhallville October 20, 2011

When you are half way between being productive and chilling, so you end up tired of working without actually getting anything done.
Guy 1: “Man I’m tired I’ve been at my desk all day”
Guy 2: “What did you get done?”
Guy 1: “Nothing, I’ve just been pseudo-chilling”
Guy 2: “What did you get done?”
Guy 1: “Nothing, I’ve just been pseudo-chilling”
by baseballbilly738394 January 2, 2022

An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.
A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
