pretzelfish

A woman which twists like a well known german bakery ware during sexual intercourse.

A: "Dude, she can cross her legs behind her head!"
B: "Yup, clear case of pretzelfish."

by Hans Hanseatic Hansen August 15, 2011

Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.

Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!

by Brunpio January 1, 2012

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Protate

To rotate pros at tennis camp in a sexual way.

While Kathy was away at tennis camp she protated regularly between Ryan and Greg.

by Thad January 3, 2016

protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character

Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.

by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

Pretzelable

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!

by DipYourWick February 20, 2017