Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.

Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!

by Brunpio January 1, 2012