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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
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professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar
I am going to write a professionally nasty email
by benny the jet March 18, 2014
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Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
by AAAyes October 29, 2022
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Mannorism Professional

A Mannorism Professional is a person that displays proper communication skills, proper social and everyday etiquette skills, good moral dynamics, good corporate professionalism skills and the ability to display these characteristics on a daily basis in personal and business situations. Anyone can become a Mannorism Professional with the proper training.
Jasmine completed the training curriculums at Rachelle Logan Media and became a certified Mannorism Professional. She now carries herself with great confidence and conquers everything in her path.
by Mannorism Professional September 7, 2022
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Professional Holderbackers

noun

1.

A term used to describe persons who hold back in their own lives and then proceed to project their holderbacker behavior onto others to put them in a similar state of holderbackness.

2.

An activity that one engages in due to their own deep rooted insecurities and unwillingness to face reality on a consistent basis.

3.

Eager or willing to put other people down to make them selves feel better mostly through passive aggressivness.
"Look at those guys hold back, They're professionals"

"Those guys are professional holderbackers, don't worry about them"

"We are the best at what we do, we're never honest, especially to ourselves. We hold back! it's just what we do guys and we're ganna change the world!!!"

"Those guys are doing far too well me thinks, they're not holding back enough! This is not good for our health and well being... We must stop them! Holderbackers Assemble!!!"
by StopHoldingBack May 31, 2018
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Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.
"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"
by bscaller September 23, 2019
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Professional Peedubber

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers
by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010
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