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producer 

One of the most abused and misused terms in the music industry. Every wanna be douche bag who buys an MPC or gets (and by gets I mean pirates) a copy of Propellerheads Reason Software (which is often ignorantly called Reasonz) to make beats thinks that they are a producer. Most of these ass hats don't even deserve to call themselves musicians.
Yo I'm gonna git me da MPC so I can be a producer yo!

No, Dr Dre is a producer; Brendan O'Brien is a producer; you are a no talent ass clown.
producer by The1andonly January 13, 2008

calobi productions 

Person 1: i watched shit last night

Person 2: it was calobi productions wasnt it
calobi productions by induckening January 4, 2021

Profuctive 

Describes the feeling that even though you are busy, it is accomplishing nothing.
I have been running around all day, but I am only being profuctive.
Profuctive by cowgirl10 March 1, 2009

producation 

producation (noun)

1. the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction, especially in a production environment.
2. an enlightening experience in a production environment.
"It works well in test, but without metrics to go off of it'll be a producation when it ships"
"Have you seen the issues in this service review? It's a total producation"
producation by wholroyd August 5, 2017

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

productionised 

To move something from a test environment to a production (live) environment.
Having successfuly completed the testing phase, we have now productionised the voice recording solution
productionised by Nigel H April 28, 2006