go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Procrastination

I'll put up a new word later.

I'll upload this later. Procrastination

by SubMachineFrost January 31, 2016

Procrastination

Simply fucking lazy with no ambition or drive to start and/or finsh goals.

JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.

by Hugh Jayniss October 9, 2016

procrastination

Probably what you're doing right now. (I am too.)

The biggest assignment of the course is due tomorrow and I haven't started but I'm doing this right now.

I hate procrastination.

by im procrastinating January 8, 2017

Procrastination

What I'm doing right now

I'm supposed to be putting together a trifold board for a major project that's worth like half my grade, but instead I'm on here making this entry. I haven't even started the board, and it's due tomorrow! Procrastination is key.

by Tammysalad March 20, 2017

procrapstinate

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

Procrastination

Procrastination is when you are healthy mentaly, physically, and emotionally. Have motivation and will power, and are perfectly capable to get your task done. But don't feel like you have to.

I.e. you have an exam or big test in two weeks, you could study for most of that time but don't because the test is two weeks away. So you put of studying until the night before or two days before. Procrastination

by Nadia. August 6, 2018