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Procrastabitch

A Procrastabitch is the part of yourself who steals their way into your life at the precise moment you are about to do something you need to do. She advises you, strongly, that you should put it off because of a multitude of reasons, which are actually nonsense.
My procrastabitch is strong right now. I've been putting off editing my book for 27 days but just can't seem to do it because she is bedded in like a tic.
by TheFreq333 April 27, 2022
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ProCranker42069

ProCranker42069 is one of the most well-known cranker of the 90s. ProCranker42069 is a wife (and men) haver. He is an absolute freaking unit when it comes to Fortnite. If you have not found this man in your game you are very lucky. This is the guy who gets 200 kills in a 50-player game. When you see this man he immediately writes your IP address and then cranks a 90 on your in real life.
Person 1 Holy Melatonin Jesus it's ProCranker42069!
Person 2 *freaking dies*
Person 1 Holy cow ProCranker42069 cranked a 90 on him.
ProCranker42069 Why yes, I did.
Melatonin Jesus Is that ProCranker42069?!?!
ProCranker42069 *kills Melatonin Jesus*
by PScoutGaming August 21, 2022
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procrastaforgot

When you procrastinate on something so hard for so long that you forget it was ever a thing.
I found a bunch of parts for a project I procrastaforgot about while cleaning.
by Alderin October 2, 2022
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procrastachat

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task
She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join
by Nella422 October 10, 2022
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proCRAFTinating

Mom: "DiD yOu Do YoUr hOmEwOrK?!"
Son: "MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PROCRAFTINATING"
by JVLIA December 28, 2022
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Procrapinating

When you're too tired to wipe your ass, so you put it off til later.
Dang, Jerry. I'm so tired, I didn't even wipe my leather cheerio. I'm procrapinating. Needless to say, my starfish is COVERED in chocolate.
by Gardar420 January 27, 2023
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procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.
Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC
by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023
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