Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

Prithee m'lady

An eloquent Shakespearean way of saying "bitch please"

Thou sayeth thou hadth only bedded 50 suitors and art therefore still pure. Prithee m'lady, thou art a harlot.

by crazyidiotg March 19, 2015

Pitch-A-Bitch

1- When someone is throwing a temper tantrum.
2- A person that has a hard time controlling their anger.

(1) Why is Amy "pitching-a-bitch"? She caught her husband cheating with a man.
(2)Amy will always "pitch-a-bitch" when she gets mad or angry.

by Lee'RoyMeatback December 14, 2015

Pitcho

A repulsive shade of blue that resembles a off-putting steel blue commonly used to set a sorrowful tone.

The cadavers were bagged and placed in a pitcho colored room.

by Jasmine Miller March 28, 2016

Pitchform

A pitchform is the modern day weapon of the twitterati. It replaces the pitchfork of yesteryear's angry mob.

Nobody pays real attention to the pitchform wielders anymore.

by SB Nation's BlackCats January 6, 2017

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017