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Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.
by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021
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Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.
Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021
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Air Pressure (Jimmy)

Air pressure is defined by the force exerted on my booty hole by the air above it when Jimmy Brooks gets riled up
The air pressure (Jimmy) is too tight, I need a break daddy Jimmy
by SaturdayEveryday October 19, 2021
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Giga Pressures

A lot of pressures
The science man told me about Giga Pressures
by Giggggggga presssure July 12, 2016
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Beer pressure

The common peer pressure, but beer is involved.
Also: #1 cause of background anxiety among newbies at Oktoberfest.
"David and I went to the pub last night. I had little money, but he was pouring rivers of beer in his gullet. So I ended up drinking 3 pints of Gösser too."

"You must have felt so compelled... I know that feeling of beer pressure when I hang out with my friends."
by morningale April 5, 2017
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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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