Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

a patty

a douchebag friend who quits ur game of bloons or anything else.

A hole just did a patty

by stfuuuuuuu October 30, 2011

Krappy Patty

Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.

He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty

by KTSobreCasa November 18, 2011

Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012

portuguese patty melt

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Sloppy Patty

When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse

I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog

by Meaningsdefinitions September 29, 2018