potato juice 

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

potato juice by James Vangohe May 14, 2007

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

Mouse potato by jeska September 7, 2003

potato mic 

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

potato mic by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

potato directioner 

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

potato directioner by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020

Potato-Sack Madness 

When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.

A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...

Potato-Sack Madness by Shamoo McDuffie August 19, 2010

Potato 

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

Potato by Bryn Tilney May 8, 2013

potatohead 

A complete numpty who is too stupid and inept to realise just how stupid and inept he really is. Also thinks he's a bit clever - usually a bit of a slap-head as well...

That Ian Duncan-Smith, bit of a potatohead i'nt he?

potatohead by monk September 8, 2003