Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.

Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!

by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

Poot Lovato

A doll.

I got the new Poot Lovato doll!

by thecharacterwannie September 7, 2022