Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

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Bi-eber-Polar Disorder

A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.

Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!

Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!

Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,

Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!

by SUNRHAE February 14, 2011

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Bi-Polar Music Moment

To sing random lines in a bunch of different songs out of no where.

Usually very different music styles.

Matt: You spin my head right round...
Katie: Meatspin song! :D
Matt: Don't trust a hoe...
Katie: I did. <.<
Matt: lol
Katie: </3
Taco: *rapes*
Katie: lol thank you. (:

Katie: ALL BETTAH.
Matt: I hate everything about you, why do I love you...
Taco: Because you're stupid.
Katie: Matt is having a bi-polar music moment..
Matt: <.<

by KatieIsPrettyCool August 08, 2009

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BI-POLAR

When you are calm, collective, happy, outgoing ,loving and your mind is at ease .You are connecting with your partner life's going good your mood is steady you are level headed and nice..Next You are filled with fucking rage it's fuck the world your partner is a piece of shit you yell and are verbally abusive beyond belief this carrys on for hours, days at a time you wanna let it go but your alpha bitch pride will not pussy out its fuck you, it's die bitch,it's I'm done leave me be forever. ..Next day it's you made me mad,you gonna stop being stupid or do I need to hang up,then it's back to being normal,Then you ask a question or give an opinion about a situation or problem.Its back to fuck you motherfucker,your a piece of shit your no help you worthless fuck it's been this many years since your addict ass has fucked me over fuck you go be a drug addict and die you piece of shit your nothing to me but a mistake

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SAMANTHA---I love you .Why you say that?You know what fuck you and fuck this I'm DONE with this shit fuck you you piece of shit.I don't give a fuck how you feel leave me the fuck alone I'm gonna block your number fuck off I'm not playing..
Danny----Babe please stop I'm done doing and saying that kind of stuff sorry im insecure I will stop please chill out. ///6hours later who you fucking you haven't answered in 15 minutes I'm not dumb tell me the truth I love you why you doing this to me
Samantha-Blocks number
Danny-im done saying it I love you please chill I'm sorry I won't accuse you nomore I'm done with it please stop I'm having anxiety I love you I need my family

by DannySpoon March 02, 2022

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