Plum is a man who was born with a small junk and pointy nips went to farmfoods and got raped by shrimp sticks
plum was raped
by ggaeeargbbavbgqbg April 9, 2022
Get the plummug. When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.
Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.
by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019
Get the Plum scrumpymug. In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019
Get the Plum Pudding Riotsmug. a small, round fruit with a thin, smooth, red, purple, or yellow skin, sweet, soft flesh, and a single large, hard seed:
by xasialees December 17, 2018
Get the Plummug. Also know as a fat little man with hairy cheeks and an ugly face who likes young ladies and ugly foreign woman
by Jessica Bolger January 22, 2019
Get the Plummug. by stebee September 8, 2025
Get the Sugar Plummug. That thing when you and your bros go out to a plum farm and see how many you can fit up each others booty holes.
by Jaernold October 15, 2019
Get the Plummingmug.