a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
by The Bitch February 16, 2007
Get the Pirate Houdinimug. A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
Get the spooge piratemug. A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything
by Starker March 30, 2017
Get the Swag piratemug. 1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.
2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.
3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.
3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011
Get the Pen Piratemug. When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.
Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
by ID 10 T error June 27, 2011
Get the Pirate Peekmug. Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
Get the pirate jobmug. 1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
by Geocoder June 26, 2009
Get the Jaunty Piratemug.