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pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!
by Zeda July 23, 2008
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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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Jaunty Pirate

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
by Geocoder June 26, 2009
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Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!
by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011
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Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation
by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018
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pirate participant

Describing anybody who imposes on an engagement without invitation or registration.
One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.
by redrunner777 January 20, 2007
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clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being
My manager Eric is such a clown pirate
by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017
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