pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.

Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!

by Zeda July 23, 2008

spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being

My manager Eric is such a clown pirate

by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017

pirates bay

The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.

person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.

by GeOfFfFfFfF May 7, 2018

Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise

Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation

by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018

Jaunty Pirate

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.

"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."

by Geocoder June 26, 2009

pirate participant

Describing anybody who imposes on an engagement without invitation or registration.

One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.

by redrunner777 January 20, 2007