Phillip

A grown man with a baby dick who is always late for everything and while eating at restaurants orders multiple drinks and makes multiple alterations to listed menu items making the wait staffs job incredibly difficult. He will also drink wine from time to time with old men in underpants.
***Pseudonyms May include Uncle Bacon, Uncle poppy butt, Uncle Dingus, Bilfreth, Phillipina Wetzel, Uncle Beardy, Capt. Asshat, Anal douche.

Man, last night my mom pulled a Phillip. She ordered a water, a coffee, a chocolate milk, a cranberry juice, and a root beer/dr pepper mix.

by Biggus Dickus 724 May 19, 2019

phillip mitchel

Xbox account with top banter and top pack luck known to be a banter boy up there with the best.

Phillip Mitchel packed a tots nland mocked stjo all night long till he cried.

by McBanterBoy May 20, 2019

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Phillip Phillips

When someone has explosive diarrhea at Pizza Hut and shits all over the toilet seat.

I was going to use the bathroom, but someone Phillip Phillips'd the hell out of that bathroom.

by Phillips Phillip June 2, 2019

Phillip Arthur

I love science

Student : "I love science"

Phillip Arthur : "100%"

by -.nigga.- March 20, 2019

Jared Phillips

Hes got a big dick

Jared phillips has big old dick #lickitysplit

by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019

The Phillip Effect

Face red and words spelt wrong. The Phillip Effect is when you get to tilted from a video game that you lose all english ability. You begin stuttering on your words and making a general arse of yourself.

Person 1: I frokcin hete u
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic

by EllisMills June 7, 2018