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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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Phucking Phailure

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.
The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.
by No Tango and no Cash October 25, 2023
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Roman phalanx

When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat
John: Dude my back hurts
Mike: Yeah dude thats what you get for participating in a roman phalanx
by Literly Denji March 22, 2024
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Angstrom Phallacy

When someone only attacks the one innocent person/part of a group and ignores the people that actually wronged them.

This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.
by Hudson_Legend November 24, 2025
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Mega Gay Phalanx

That seems to look like a phalanx (Mega Gay Phalanx).
Alisha: Go down on me!
Ron: Mega Gay Phalanx!
Alisha: Totes sosh! Sucks a way (suck noisez)
by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022
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The 11th Phalanx

Mr.Leroux stuck the 11th phalanx up my vaginal cavity
by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES December 16, 2023
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