philosophiser

One who speaks in vague, ethereal or poetic terms about every day matters.

"Money embodies the beauty of everything that is good in the world, as it gets ripped from your grasp and replaced with a dark and stormy."

"Great, now he's a philosophiser"

by J-Diddy1234 November 14, 2013

Philosofart

When someone showers their dose of philosophy and it does not make sense or is an abuse of an existing philosophy.

Friend lying on couch studying for an exam: I would rather orient myself to face this way (shifts posture) to study much better.

Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!

by WordSage March 19, 2015

philosopher's hangover

The general malaise, fatigue, or otherwise hangover-like symptoms that are caused by discussing or debating a philosophical topic too late at night which resulted in you both (a) cognitively never resolving the issue and (b) losing an entire night's worth of sleep attempting to.

Issa, Ali, and Nick all woke up with a really bad philosopher's hangover after spending all night trying to solve the mind-body problem.

by n.b. moore September 29, 2017

Philosophy

Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.

Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Philosophy Tube

A political YT channel run by Abigail (formerly Oliver) Thorne. She goes over different subjects in great detail and does it really well, and includes very well made skits and sets along with what she is talking about.

Philosophy Tube has helped me better understand anti-fascism.

by Lexiiiiii_ May 18, 2021

Philosopher

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"What a faggout" - Philosopher

by coachyugivista May 11, 2023

guerrilla philosophy

Such as guerrilla warfare is an unconventional, or non standardized tactic, guerrilla philosophy is an unstandardized, unsanctioned, or otherwise unusual philosophy.

"What if.... the universe is like, all in the mind of some greater being? And, that greater being's universe is part of another greater beings mind?"

"Whoa dude, that's some serious guerrilla philosophy there man."

by Armand of the Forsaken November 21, 2007