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Marathon Pedophile 

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
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game pedophile 

n.

a term for gamers in online play that play people on a very lower level than themself to gain experience and go up levels.
Level 30 Player: i just totally pwned your n00b ass.

Level 7 player: your a game pedophile, play people your own level.
game pedophile by Dave Passion July 16, 2006

Catholic Pedophile Apologist 

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.
It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.

Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.
A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.

Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA 

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles
When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles

word pedophile 

one who make many "play on words".
Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile
word pedophile by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007

ur dog is pedophile 

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!
*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies
ur dog is pedophile by DviDoom March 10, 2018