When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the Cock pastamug. by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015
Get the Pasta Pizzamug. When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020
Get the Rainbow Pasta Saladmug. by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024
Get the Making Pastamug. A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023
Get the Pasta Fishmug. A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023
Get the Pasta Fishmug. by jims gooning August 1, 2025
Get the Toowoomba Pastamug.