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Parker Pratt

He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!

Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
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Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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Rhys Parker

by TruthSpeakerIsME October 19, 2022
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People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
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eduardo parker

"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"
by George Aroney September 9, 2014
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Peter parker

by Siblinghater January 6, 2022
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bella and parker

Bella and Parker are just perfect together everybody likes that they’re a couple they have many things in common but their looks may deceive you Parker with blonde hair and he’s short Bella with long brown hair she’s average height and they truly do love each other
Person 1: god look at Bella and Parker I wish I had a relationship like theirs #couple goals
person 2 i know right
by Relationship lady May 7, 2018
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