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Nose Painting

Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.
My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.
by oskika September 30, 2015
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Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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Nail Paint

because i don't wana fucking say nail polish
Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.
by Gdelicious November 11, 2014
mugGet the Nail Paintmug.

Man Paint

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
by beardedragon June 2, 2009
mugGet the Man Paintmug.

paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
mugGet the paint upmug.

Painted Nail

Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.
by The BBMS thing maker December 19, 2017
mugGet the Painted Nailmug.

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.
by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014
mugGet the Painting the basementmug.

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