Peene Pinch

When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit

I really hope she peene pinches me tonight

by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 22, 2017

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 17, 2019

le peen

small dick boy

oh hes a le peen

by class1f1ed March 06, 2020

bean and peen

When Xanax leads sexual intercourse.

"Oh man, some girls came over the other night with some bars. It was a total bean and peen bro"

by atlan200 September 13, 2020

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 09, 2018

Joe Peen

A fellow that cannot decide between two girls and just fucks around with them.

Hey have you heard about Joe Peen?

Yeah doesn’t he like Piper and Penny?

by macaroon1234 December 23, 2018