by Rob Gator August 03, 2018
A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.
Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018
(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.
Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
by 13AquaOrbit January 26, 2023
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by huckleberry finn the second March 09, 2017
When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.
Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.
by Stubacca73 September 23, 2017