white oyster

The bad of cum you can find in a shower drain in a men's only shower.

Awe man!!! Carl left another White oyster in the Fucking shower again. He's such an douche!!

by Bibsy March 25, 2017

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

oyster stamp

Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window

Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window

by Squirrel man boy June 21, 2024

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

Nasal Oyster

A large quantity of mucus sucked into the mouth from the sinus.....

I could hardly breath till I shucked that nasal oyster....

by djay38 September 1, 2009

Oyster

Slang for something or someone that exceeds or is below normal standards, whether cool or uncool depending on context.

"That is so oyster!"
"Ryan isn't very oyster."
"I can't lie, what Tom did today was pretty oyster!"

by T.F. Sal June 18, 2025

oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.

Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.

by AMunie October 18, 2012