floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
by Rob Gator August 03, 2018
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oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.
Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018
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Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.
Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
by 13AquaOrbit January 26, 2023
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Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.
Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.
by Mrkibby January 11, 2024
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oyster cock

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks
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Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.
Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.
by Stubacca73 September 23, 2017
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