White owl 

Cheap-ass flavored cigars used to roll mah weed in. Other such blunts are called pillies. U can also use zig-zags/Bamboo paper (U probably heard it in beginning of Eminem's the way i am) to roll but they are not cigars...just rolling paper. White owls are flavored and come in a dildo-shaped tube wit a cap so after rolling u can put it in for safe keeping. (very practical)

mark-I got dat silver haze man
john-word? i just bought a rollie so we good
mark-wat kinda rollie u get
john-Philly
mark-*mark kills john* u stupid asswipe u kno i only roll wit strawberry white owls!

tami-do u realli think they put baccy in these white owls
becca-dunno shits so cheap probably generic wood chips or summin
tami-the fuck u just say
becca-dunno one min was i just talking
tami-hahehehahahha ur sooo high right now
becca-NOW EAT ME OUT BITCH!!

White owl by prince ingus April 11, 2005

Feed the Owl 

To have sex, perform sexual intercourse.

Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"

Feed the Owl by JudyBootyBigPants October 11, 2006

dirty owl 

While banging a stripper from the front and you sneak a white owl blunt tube up her ass and start double pumping

Boy: "last night was insane..I gave that stripper a dirty owl!"

dirty owl by reliefsquad420 January 29, 2010

The Owl 

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.

We were getting hot and heavy last night. She was playing with my balls but then she gave me the owl. It still hurts.

The Owl by NobesBLO13 August 25, 2011

Forcing an owl to jog at noon 

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

Forcing an owl to jog at noon by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Fried Owl 

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

Fried Owl by C Burnett March 3, 2008

SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: May 8, 2006