Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?
Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.
Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.
by MostdopeJoe November 08, 2011
by Marvin Gardens July 07, 2007
A "sexually" transmitted disease which can only be caught by sitting on the seat of a wagon that someone who already has fish wagon has sat upon.
Characterized by foul odour and a tendency to develop tentacles
Also used as an insult.
Characterized by foul odour and a tendency to develop tentacles
Also used as an insult.
"Guys, I think I've got the fish wagon... I knew I should have used that protective wagon-seat cover."
"You fish wagon! You stole my girlfriend!"
"You fish wagon! You stole my girlfriend!"
by Kenshachan May 16, 2007
An especially vial breed of woman. Also, an argumentative "twat" who has a secret desire to wield a penis.
Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.
Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.
Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Noun:
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.
Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.
Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.
Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.
Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
by Cock_Bastard August 04, 2011
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