Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.

by JoséIsGay October 04, 2020

dirty rack

.-.

Take your dirty rack and leave. .-.

by marchhare23 January 30, 2018

Merak Rack

A merak rack is the luggage rack on a train, used by inebriated passengers who are..... merak.

Did you see Derek, he was out his box on the merak rack.

by Larz56 October 16, 2021

Rack Jack

The act of masturbating while in your bed (rack) when you're incarcerated

Bunkie: dude. Why is our rack shaking!?

Me: I couldn't stop thinking about my girl so I figured rack jack for a bit

by GOD for short February 04, 2015

victory rack

A display shelf for finished liquor bottles that are usually collected over the course of a college year.

"Dude! You're victory rack is huge!"

by Guzmanz March 16, 2008

Jizz-Rack

the equivalent of Pwned.

Yeah Bo, he got JIZZ-RACKED!

by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 07, 2010

Rack’s Mom

She Sleeps With Loads And Loads Of Men.

“Bro I Totally Got With Rack’s Mom The Other Day.”

But Bro So Did I?

by Jimmy kar September 14, 2022