morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

Horn dog

horny bastard/bastards

You're a damn horn dog.

by vaunted wreck October 20, 2008

Guinea Horn

Another term for “clitoris” or as some refer to it as simply “clit”.

She gets wet as fuck when I blow on her guinea horn.

by Ronnie Lambert February 17, 2018

Mud Horn

Someone's arse, as it pertains to farting

Jen ruined the mood of the date when she disrupted dinner with a 100 decibel blast from her mud horn.

by DarkSock August 30, 2007

horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

Bull Horn

A man who smoothly rhymes everything he says.

Bull Horn: "So you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for Bull Horn to get up in that ass!!"

by Gold_Shorts June 20, 2010

Horning

Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.

"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."

"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."

by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013