Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008

french omelette

when you crack an egg into the females vagina and then proceed to eat out the vagina

I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.

by ROTC November 4, 2007

Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009

Omletto

1) A mulato boy, also considered a towel-head.

2) Ann Marie and Jaslin's bitch.

Ann Marie: Omletto, can you fetch my cell phone in that mound of poisonous, man-eating snakes?

Omletto: (in Elmo's voice) Yay! I go get the cellphone!

by Chachi April 5, 2004

omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.

Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."

by Victor Felix July 22, 2006

flippin' the omelet

When having intercourse, flippin' the omelet describes the act of moving behind a woman in order to pursue (takin' the toast).

"Oh. Bro, like during breakfast, dude, I had the toaster all worked out, and i was gonna take the toast, so I was all flippin' the omelet, right? Tryin' to get that booty bounce?"

by mega miles December 17, 2008

Omelette

A man who was in lee nelsons well good show who said funny phrases like "No, definitely not" - he has an addiction to kebab chips and jogging suits

1st Guy: Did you watch omelette on lee nelsons well good show last night? 2nd Guy: No, Definitely not

by hmphtb December 10, 2010