a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly
by nbakes January 11, 2009
to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"
Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer October 10, 2008
by daniel d, and otherzzz August 29, 2008
A genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. It is mostly lame late 90's-2000's alternative rock. The singer has an angsty raspy voice. The word "pain" is used as a comma. Music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don't get them and they're gonna run away. and they mean it!
Also makes good WWE entrance music.
Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack
Also makes good WWE entrance music.
Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack
by PeteFTW November 15, 2009
You're gently falling asleep after a long, hard day of tiring work. You're feeling very peaceful, with a big fluffy comforter and your head pressed snugly into your pillow. You can feel everything fading away whOHMYGODWHATTHEFJUCKGNINGA! Oh, DAMN! Oh, damn! Oh, man, that was scary.
You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.
But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.
You're sitting up in the pitch black, panting and covered in sweat. What the hell was that?! You hope that that will never happen again.
But it will, trust me. It will happen again. And again. And again.
by Sleazy Z-Bro May 11, 2013
A shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. One of the group of young rebel rousers in Falmouth. This type of kid, usual name is Kyle (Luth) or Tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. A band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, fucking up local McDonalds, and shouting at any innocent passerby. Dont be surprised if your in Falmouth to get fucked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. A falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.
by J holiday May 02, 2006
A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.
by LOLLonater November 25, 2006