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Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties
-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024
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Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile
You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?
by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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Nonce Patrol

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol
by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019
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Nonce

And word to describe an idiot or morron
You nonce
by Oxford143 December 6, 2017
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Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.
People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.
by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020
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Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.
“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”
by Cooper03 August 30, 2019
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