Speed Limit

A little white sign that scares the living daylights out of most drivers, causing them to clog up the fast lane and make me late for work.

"I'm trying to pass these slow drivers so I can get to work on time, but this guy is going the Speed Limit in the fast lane. Get over on the right you cornhole!"

by likeasumBOdee December 18, 2012

speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007

speed knot

A fast punch to anywhere on the head but the face that leaves a bump, or knot..

Get out my set sun, or youse gon git a speed knot!

by assholeface December 24, 2008

Speed boat

Its the male version of motor boat. Its when a girls motor boats your balls.

Dude Hillary speed boated me last night. Whats a speed boat? Its the new motor boat!

by More Joshy September 14, 2009

speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

by pee-more March 29, 2010

Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006