crab net

A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker

"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."

"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"

"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

Padding the Net

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

by Islemage February 14, 2018

homestarrunner.net

Take 1
"Oh, hey yo! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!"
"It's dot com"
Oh. Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"
Take 2
"Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner. Line" "Welcome. Line." "To. Line." "Someting.com!"
Take 6
"Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner."
"Bienviendos a Homestarrunner.com! A Migues es si..."
Take 13
"Ok, I'm really gunna get it this time." "Yeah, we're rolling." "Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner, and this is A Website!"
Take 25
Homestar is nude "Uhh... cut. Nooo..." "What?"
Take 126
"I'm Homestar Runner. Isn't that great?"

See above dialogue.

by Sarah April 7, 2004

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

Neowin.net

Possibly the best PC orientated forums on the net. Also has some great news.

I here SP2 is out, better check it out on Neowin.

by Alex Brooks June 14, 2004

Aqua Net

Aqua Net® Professional Hair Spray
Unscented Extra Super Hold

All Day All Over Hold.

Extra Super Hold provides greater holding power for hairstyles that demand superior control. This formula gives you long-lasting support and volume so even fine or hard-to-hold hair can look beautiful all day.

All day hold for lasting control.
Gives your hair body and volume without being too stiff or sticky.
Crystal-clear formula won't flake or build up. Made in USA

Directions:
Shake can before use. Keep can upright 10-12 inches from hair and spray evenly. Replace cap after use.


Ingredients:
Water (aqua), Dimethyl Ether, SD Alcohol 40-B (alcohol denat), VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecandate Copolymer, Octylacrylamide/Acrylates Butylaminoethyl Methacrylate Copolymer, Aminomethylpropanol, Sodium Benzoate, Cyclohexylamine, Cyclopentasiloxane, Sodium PCA, Masking Fragrance (parfum)


Warnings:
Flammable. Avoid heat, fire, flame and smoking while spraying and until hair is fully dry. Avoid spraying in eyes. Do not ingest.

Government Warning: Keep out of reach of children.

Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not store at temperatures above 120°F. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal.

Aqua Net was a must for the big fluff. I used it to get max bigness myself. I dated a girl that must've used a can every day. She had a giant crop of hair, and boy did that turn me on!!

by bill nads April 23, 2004

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005