Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.

Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.

by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual December 27, 2009

Narcissistic asshole

Self absorbed asshole.

Upasana Patel is a narcissistic asshole.

by @asoni35 August 17, 2015

narratee

narratees is the name of the alec benjamin fandom. The fandom is called like that because alec describes himself often as a "narrator" therefore the fandom named themselves narratees.

Hey i love alec so much and i recently joined the fandom. I'm a narratee now :)

by alecslasagna May 25, 2020

movie narcolepsy

condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep

Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy

by Ronni* December 24, 2008

narc

a tattle tale, a killjoy

John told the teacher I cheated, what a narc!

by Alishizzle January 7, 2007

narwhal

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR

by Scribbles January 2, 2004

Naren

A beautiful person, with real insight for caring of others, an angel sent down to reside on earth, with a wicked sense of humour. If you meet this person be grateful.

I met a Naren last night my heart was lifted!

by Pikacu February 11, 2009