Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.

USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...

by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022

mongolia

in africa

hola mongolia

by KrazeGamer742 November 13, 2022

Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.

"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"

by Daerionic Mode December 25, 2022

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.

Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.

by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.

My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew

by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023

Mongolian Volcano

Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.

I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.

by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023