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Mohammed

Man:Oh is that Mohammed?
Man2: Yeah the big dicker he dicks down on you
by BustinNutsEveryDayBut November 16, 2021
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Cho Mohammed

The long lost name of the precious prophet of Islam
Cho Mohammed consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was 9.
by n1gn0g10 July 3, 2023
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mohammed abiad

The CEO of sex. Anti-MSA and brown fuckboys, spends all his free time playing Jurassic world evolution when he isn’t bullying incels who can’t sing. Cock is approximately 9.2 inches and 3.7 inches in diameter and he only eats at Crown Fried Chicken because every king needs a crown 👑
Aabir: What the heck man, my mom got laid off from her job today! COVID-19, sigh…

Anonymous Narrator: you should pay more attention to what happens around you, silly. She was fired because she was sexing mohammed abiad in her office. I can’t say she didn’t get COVID-19 from that though…
by Dellcpnagher November 20, 2021
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mohammed adam

Mohammeds real name is atacus, he is married to judahs mother and has two tusks coming out of his forehead. He is featured prominently in the movie ‘Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa’ playing the character Moto Moto
by AtacusAdams February 2, 2022
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Mohamed

Leng guy that will clart your back with dat 10 inch defeater. Goated at football and will make you cry when he's on the ball
I am a mohamed
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Mohammed

Someone who like joke, he very funny and like to make creative idea! He super tall too wow
Lebron: wow He like creative idea, he is MOHAMMED!

James: Oh man, I want be MOHAMMED so cool :(
by NoUuUuUUuUuU November 23, 2021
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Mohammed Awais

Built more connections with teachers rather than all his friends.
Reads a lot and made a Chinese story based on spiritual stuff
Your acting like a Mohammed Awais
by ZaV1RO June 6, 2022
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